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Fri, 24 May 2013 02:34:45 -0400

fat-birds: Lady Gouldian Finch? No, It’s a Beta Fish. kat look...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:33:26 -0400

fat-birds:

Lady Gouldian Finch? No, It’s a Beta Fish.

kat look at the birdy!

Salt and Burn

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:16:32 -0400

aderryhomecompanion:

amyleighstrickland:

We had to dishonorably discharge someone from our Hunter game. We salted and burned his character sheet.

A new tradition…

this is the most excellent idea

Help I’m drowning in a sea of tulle

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:59:01 -0400

Help I’m drowning in a sea of tulle

Alright tumblr: how should I decorate my graduation cap?

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:14:13 -0400

Alright tumblr: how should I decorate my graduation cap?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:09:26 -0400

sprinkled-with-broadway: disobedient-nightmare: thecatcherinth...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:58:36 -0400

sprinkled-with-broadway:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!

There are minors present

so the mom of a former friend from high school is our head costume designer for Shrek, and my god i...

Thu, 16 May 2013 04:19:52 -0400

so the mom of a former friend from high school is our head costume designer for Shrek, and my god i forgot what a bitch she can be

she’s the home ec teacher at one of the high schools, and just had the most condescending attitude towards another mom who was going to make her stepdaughter’s costume. seriously, if she’s gonna help you out and make less work for you, stop talking shit about how bad you think she is. it makes your twelve year old think it’s okay to talk like that about people (ah, that’s where the former friend got it from) and it is completely unprofessional.

Things to do: —Well enough on my neuro exam that I pass the class and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:29:31 -0400

Things to do:

—Well enough on my neuro exam that I pass the class and graduate

—Nap

—Pick up tulle and cord to make tutu for carnaval costume project

—Pick up 3 pairs red tights, one pair yellow tights, for same project

—Make costume happen somehow???

—Try not to die

youcantoutrunpimpin: Literally me and Olivia. YEAH I SAID...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:16:21 -0400

youcantoutrunpimpin:

Literally me and Olivia. YEAH I SAID IT!

SMOOCH.

i’m so lucky that even though i’m graduating with a degree in a major that i’ve...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:14:44 -0400

i’m so lucky that even though i’m graduating with a degree in a major that i’ve hated almost the whole time i’ve had it, i’ve found a career path that i will enjoy and will put that degree to use. thank god my suffering won’t go to waste

chatterboxrose: WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY PREVIEW

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:25:17 -0400

chatterboxrose:

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY PREVIEW

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAT!!!

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:17:14 -0400

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAT!!!

stardusted: redbusneedstoleave: missmurrka: Boy records...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:34:25 -0400

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

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Sun, 12 May 2013 00:57:57 -0400

pitch distortion is the weirdest side effect of ear infections. NOTHING IS IN TUNE AND EVERYTHING...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:51:46 -0400

pitch distortion is the weirdest side effect of ear infections.

NOTHING IS IN TUNE AND EVERYTHING HURTS.

winstonchurchillenjoyspopsicles: deliciouscandles: winstonchurchillenjoyspopsicles: barbaeg: wins...

Fri, 10 May 2013 01:37:41 -0400

winstonchurchillenjoyspopsicles:

deliciouscandles:

winstonchurchillenjoyspopsicles:

barbaeg:

winstonchurchillenjoyspopsicles:

ohlookashiny:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i’ve made my boyfriend bleed

officially the worst girlfriend ever

also the clumsiest

What did you do?! If you hurt him I swear to God Olivia…

No we’re just friends!

Hey he kissed me! I just used tongue. Wait that didn’t come out right.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i’ve made my boyfriend bleed officially the worst girlfriend ever also the...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:30:12 -0400

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i’ve made my boyfriend bleed

officially the worst girlfriend ever

also the clumsiest

thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:53:52 -0400

thearcanetheory:

fuckingrecipes:

DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON)

RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT 1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA.

THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE!
THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.

ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.

“CHRISTMAS”
CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT.
USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT.
THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT.

THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE.

THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED

THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.

RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.

TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.

FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.

YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING.
TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.

WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”

Not gonna lie, I’m mostly reblogging this because reading it is so thoroughly enjoyable.

pooniverse: bentbarks: crystalsandmoss: dogjournal: PHOTOGRAP...

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:45:42 -0400

pooniverse:

bentbarks:

crystalsandmoss:

dogjournal:

PHOTOGRAPHER TOURS SHELTERS TO HELP DOGS GET ADOPTED - “Our mission is to provide shelter staff and volunteers with the resources to successfully groom and photograph shelter pets, helping give them the second chance they deserve.”

The One Picture Saves a Life initiative teaches animal shelters how to groom and photograph the shelter animals to present them in the best light (probably both literally and figuratively) for adoption. Photographer Seth Casteel is currently touring various shelters in the U.S. to put on workshops. You may be familiar with Casteel’s Underwater Dogs series. The photos above are examples of how different the dogs look depending on how they are presented.

In addition to Casteel, John Paul Pet, The Animal Rescue Site, GreaterGood.org, and the Petfinder Foundation are all partners in this endeavor. Click here to learn more about One Picture Saves a Life. You can also donate to this cause by clicking here. (Photos from One Picture Saves a Life)

Shit like this never fails to make me cry.

<3 <3

doggie smiles omg

LOOK AT THEIR LIL FACES

THIS IS AMAZING LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE